2nd II Nones self titled 91 classic is something we all need in our lives
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A good description of Teen Angels magazine is that it’s almost a visual version of the Art Laboe Killer Oldies radio program’s dedication calls.
Starting in 1981, the periodical served as the unofficial magazine of the California Youth Authority (aka Gladiator School), and as such served as a vivid handbook of gang culture and graffiti.
Last year I purchased the 3 piece Elvis PEZ dispenser set, which inspired
the Nasir Presley tribute animation. Check it out after the shake rattle and roll…
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Jean Claude Van Damme makes a film depicting his life as a washed up action movie star, including his addiction to coke and struggle to keep custody of his kids. Then midway through the film he goes crazy and holds up a bank for money.
Diplomats have a rollerblade team. I think Thizz has some skateboarders they sponsor with a steady flow of Da US Open posters and Blue Dolphins. But before all that (circa 1997), Wu had an actual skateboard company comprised of actual products.
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10 year old me thought the cover to Master P’s Ghetto D was tight. Only later did I come to learn about the Geniuses / Paint Shop Pro wizards at the design house Pen & Pixel. They were behind all of the ridiculousest covers that came out of the South from the middle to the end of the 90s.
Periodically, I get asked the question, “Carnale, could you, like, put the letters in diamonds, holmes? Have you ever seen that, holmes?” Thanks Pen & Pixel.
Here’s a collection of a grip of covers they’ve done. I’ll let you find the one for Big Bear.
I actually got into a mean ass argument with 559Rell about the existence of the 375 mL Remy.
What it stemmed from actually, was we were talking about the potency of “Remy w/a whole triple stack in it,” which rose to regional acclaim after being featured in Fresno Uncensored.
His rationalization was that was actually a square ass way to do one thizzle. I tend to agree, as chewing them up and snorting them always seemed like the obvious and most efficient methods to me. But he then elaborated on his line of reasoning.
I quote, “If you got one thizzle in there and you’re passing it to 3 or 4 niggas everybody is really doing 1/4 of a thizzle.”
I’ve recently found myself at an interesting crossroads in my life in which I’ve decided to start listening to Metallica at age 22.
I have no prior experience listening to Metallica. So to me it’s a whole new wondrous world of white people yelling. It also has all some special perks I feel like I’ve cheated myself out of by listening to Woodie and Reek Daddy for all this time.
For some reason drinking coffee and listening to it [Metallica] has made my productivity jump 47% in the morning between 8 AM and noon. But probably the most meaningful of all the advantages listening to Metallica has afforded me is the right to wear Metallica t-shirts. Metallica has amassed one of the maneyest t-shirt games of any group of 46 year old white men to date.
Exhibit A: This shit ain't a game.
That’s that ‘89 flavor. If you wear this and don’t listen to Metallica, that’s basically a slap in the face to everyone who endures this theatric, loud bullshit on a regular basis.
Exhibit B: Look real close...
…KR tag. Exhibit B is just a KR tag on their album cover.
Anyways, I guess to summarize, I always thought Metallica was hella stupid, and then a couple days ago I found a lot of it on my computer so now I just listen to it to be ironic.
All I ever knew about Metallica was a couple kids that smoked bomb shake out of plastic bongs trying for 3 hours straight to play the beginning of this song on their acoustic guitar.
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