Why not celebrate The KINGS (No Dane, not T.I…) 74th birthday today by enjoying his favorite grilled peanutbutter and banana sandwich for lunch?
Last year I purchased the 3 piece Elvis PEZ dispenser set, which inspired
the Nasir Presley tribute animation. Check it out after the shake rattle and roll…
You might have seen dancefloor dale before, but have you really taken the time to appreciate how saucy bloods sweater is?? Is that a big leather 7 on the front? Well there is no fronting on this video, I would have given him a 7 on the dance moves but add in the animated tongue-wrestling and ensuing erotica, and Im gonna have to say nothing less than a 10. Classic.
Buy any FTK t-shirt or sweatshirt and receive 30% off anything else you purchase, no limit (offer only excludes co-signment shoes)
So you can get 30% off as many pairs of shoes as you want or whatever else you buy…Hella good deal. Don’t sleep.
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…That ether. That shit that make your soul burn slow.
Salisbury Josh is Fresno’s leading young professional.
‘ADD TO HOMESCREEN’ US ASAP.
You’re welcome.
That vertical shit don’t work either. Next time borrow your step-dad’s gauge and drive your lifted 2-wheel drive truck up to Auberry.
…Blaow!
Fashion at this point is a matter of instinct.
-FTK 2009.
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I actually got into a mean ass argument with 559Rell about the existence of the 375 mL Remy.
What it stemmed from actually, was we were talking about the potency of “Remy w/a whole triple stack in it,” which rose to regional acclaim after being featured in Fresno Uncensored.
His rationalization was that was actually a square ass way to do one thizzle. I tend to agree, as chewing them up and snorting them always seemed like the obvious and most efficient methods to me. But he then elaborated on his line of reasoning.
I quote, “If you got one thizzle in there and you’re passing it to 3 or 4 niggas everybody is really doing 1/4 of a thizzle.”
Touché Rell…
To celebrate 60 yrs of In-N-Out burger, on October 22nd FTK will be serving hamburgers for 25 cents, cheeseburgers for 30 cents,15 cent fries, and drinks for10 cents!
Be sure to text message this to at least 5 people.
I tried to lace this one dude’s Jeep Grand Cherokee Solid Marker orange one time but it didn’t come out this clean.
Please stop thinking you’re tight because you took a trip to somewhere.
I swear to god that everyone doing real, visceral shit does not care what art show you went to this weekend in San Francisco. They really don’t give a fuck that you opened for so-and-so and everyone ignored you while they ordered their first couple drinks and waited outside the bathroom for their girlfriend to take a piss.
If you’re awestruck, excited and get a sense of pride by going to a city that millions of people live in and deal with on a daily basis, basically what you’re ‘getting a taste of’ is a world you’ll never understand nor be a tangible part of. You are corny in the worst way.
…This is a preface to a larger, more cool-guy embarassing piece I plan to write on a later date.
Culture Creators VS Culture Consumers.
Disclaimer: Peace to all my people doing real shit when they go places. Death to you faggots catching vibes on the Santa Monica pier / Mann’s Chinese Theatre.
For those that arent up on game, Killa Cam sampled the vaginally-empowering talk show hostess Madame Alexyss K. Tylor on his new joint “Bottom Of The Pussy Hole”
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You may remember her from the infamous “Dick’ll make ya slap somebody” episode, if not peep it here
She has her own channel on youtube with an overwelming abundance of enlightening insight on the power of reproductive organs and life in general. ha.
More here. Enjoy
“Whatchoo got on my denim shirt and mexican bow-tie though?” Uggggghh, I’m sure you all have seen the Pastelle Samples from VMan Magazine by now. There was also a lot of info on Pastelle over at The Urban Gentelmen for those interested.
and of course here’s the latest “When Kanye Attacks” footage.
If you haven’t heard by now, Mr. Doo Doo Brown himself, Luke Skyywalker aka Luther Campbell of 2 Live Crew fame is going to be the newest hip-hop icon turned star of a VH1 reality-show. The show, LUKE’S PARENTAL ADVISORY airs Monday Sept 15th at 10:30 pm. I’m definitely going to have to check this one out. Honestly, I can’t wait to see what kind of karmetic repercussions await Uncle Luke as he tries to raise a teenage daughter. Haha. Luke is rumored to have over 15 children from previous relationships…this ought to be one hell of a brady bunch.
Interview with Luke on a fox news show. Pretty entertaining.
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*lyrical eloquence.
…Sneaky Mike. This is where we’re at. You’re caught up now.
Kids are kinda bugged out now. It’s not really a threatening type of bugged out… It’s more a predictable, non-imposing type of bugged out. I like it.
If you’ve been on some martian shit for the last couple months and think it’s cute… Slate.com made a case study out of you.
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